Grim news from the Tories' own Darlington Future, where a recent contributor takes to task the exotic spelling and grammar the site seems to attract.
On a bleak afternoon, it's only the wildly-inaccurate version of the English language deployed by Darlington Tories that frankly keeps me going. Who can forget regular contributor Phsyco, for example? The haphazard use of capitals by 'Dave' Davies? The single-transferable commas of Enero?
Darlington Future's feedback section is a constant reminder to us all never to click 'submit' when angry and drunk - or at least after one sweet sherry too many down at Number 22. For heaven's sake, Mr Editor - leave well alone!