Cats! Aren'tchasickofem?! A Killen Road resident is, or at least of the "little messages" they leave behind. He has reasonably asked me why councils put so much effort into targetting dog mess, when cats cause just as much frustration, leaving multiple deposits in our back gardens.
Of course, as he accepted, the phrase "herding cats" was coined specifically because it's in their nature to roam and not respect boundaries. Still, I have a lot of sympathy with his suggestion that the Council could perhaps use the Town Crier to remind cat owners of the distress their animals cause to those of us who aren't moggy-lovers.
Whether cats can be drilled to balance precariously over a toilet seat (above) I'm not sure. As an alternative, why not visit this company's site, with its Ultrasonic Cat Deterrent (lets out a scream when a cat goes past) or the Scarecrow Water Jet Pack (shoots a jet of water at the little blighters). They sound like effective deterrents and family garden entertainment all rolled into one!